One Month and Zero Posts Later, Hairys Remain Champions

That’s right, ladies, it’s true. The Hairys, as improbable as it seems, woke up this morning to find that they are still PTP champions. How long it takes for another team to man up and take the title from them remains to be seen, but if recent playptp.com activity is any indicator, the rest of the managers are content to remain curled in the fetal position whimpering for their mothers. And oh yes, I DID just say that.

ps. Manager Ockey urges ptp fans everywhere to check out Comissioner Utley’s recent blog post on his long and storied history with books. As you all know, Utley has a singular gift for writing – he manages to effortlessly and simply convey his thoughts and instill inspiration without even trying. I read that thing and I was scrambling for the nearest book just so I could start to try and be like Bri. Thank you Bri. Thank you Ted. For that 2021 Championship that you gave me.
Love,
Jerry

7 thoughts on “One Month and Zero Posts Later, Hairys Remain Champions”

  1. Dude, sorry I haven’t updated the site. Between Senja being in ATL for 5 weeks and me losing my job, I’ve been like, preoccupied.

    I still hate 2021.

  2. Jerry, you uplift me. At least the part of me that I share online that makes me seem much cooler than I really am. Srsly.

  3. Bri – I was in no way chastising you for not updating the site. I would never ever EVER do that – this site is awesome and that’s all because of you. I am so sorry to hear about your job – no wonder you’ve been m.i.a. around this place. I’m sure it will all work out, but in the meantime let us watch your kids for a night to give you a break or something.

  4. No worries, reacquired a job, start next week. Pretty stoked. Thanks for the offer. Sen is back in town too. Yay!

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