Derek Jeter (av/pr power) Has More Bombs Than ANYONE ON MY FREAKING TEAM.

He has hit 11. The Big Hurt and Delgado each have 9. Someone in the Diamond Mind programming department must have a boner the size of Texas for Jeter and secretly juiced up his power. How else is this possible?????????????????????????????????????????????????
Everytime I think about it, I become more flabbergasted, incredulous, and slightly bitter (considering he’s hit like 5 bombs against my righties). I just don’t get it. I really don’t. In fact, you know what? I give up. Derek Jeter 2019, you win. You are my white whale.

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